Friday, February 10, 2012

Cutting edge research soon to revitalize Sorensen group productivity!

Let's get to it already folks...
Turns Out Being Drunk and Sleepy Can Do Wonders for Your Creativity
Common sense (and your irrational compulsion to, you know, keep your job) says drinking at work—or working when you're groggy—are bad news. But as Wired's Jonah Lehrer points out, recent studies reveal that being sleeping and/or drunk is great for creativity. Here's why:
When you're solving problems, your brain is built to shine a spotlight on what it considers relevant, ignoring ideas and connections that aren't likely solutions to your problem. This is a good thing, since without that focus your mind would be flooded with loads of irrelevant information when attempting to solve a simple task, and for what Lehrer calls standard analytic problems, that kind of focus is essential. When it comes to creative problem solving, however, your brain does better without that focus.
To demonstrate, researches presented two groups—one of which consisted of patients with severe attention deficits caused by damage to their prefrontal lobes—with puzzles. When presented with the more creatively challenging problem, the patients suffering from attention deficits performed significantly better:
In this case, only 43 percent of normal subjects were able to solve the problem. The patients who couldn't pay attention, however, had an 82 percent success rate. What accounts for this bizarre result? Why does brain damage dramatically improve performance on a hard creative task? ...The patients with a severe cognitive deficit... can't restrict their search. They are forced by their brain injury to consider a much wider range of possible answers. And this is why they're nearly twice as likely to have a breakthrough.
A second, similar study presented creative and analytic problems to groggy students, and a third did the same with drunk students. Like the patients with pre-frontal lobe damage, the tired and drunk students consistently performed better on creative problems. Lehrer sums it up nicely
The stupor of alcohol, like the haze of the early morning, makes it harder for us to ignore those unlikely thoughts and remote associations that are such important elements of the imagination. So the next time you are in need of insight, avoid caffeine and concentration. Don't chain yourself to your desk. Instead, set the alarm a few minutes early and wallow in your groggy thoughts. And if that doesn't work, chug a beer.


http://lifehacker.com/5884044/turns-out-being-drunk-andor-sleepy-can-do-wonders-for-your-creativity

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Happy Birthday Hot Toddy and Graqueme!








Sorry we didn't have a super birthday celebration again, but nothing could top last year's super birthday!

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Journal of Post Apocalyptic Chemistry!

The Journal of Post Apocalyptic Chemistry (JPAC) is now accepting submissions.  It is being published in association with the Jewish Public Affairs Committee, the Jedlicka Performing Arts Center and the Joint Prisoners of war missing in Action accounting Command.  Publication will begin after the apocalypse in 2012.  If the apocalypse does not occur, all submissions will be destroyed immediately.

We are still looking for an editor-in-chief.  Applications are being accepted.  Applications must include:
  • letters of recommendation from Sam, Albert, KC, Gil Stork, Corey and Woodward
  • your bunker plans for 2012, along with the design of a lab you plan on setting up there
  • college transcript
  • personal statement
  • urine sample 
  • your favorite jpac and mbiggie rap

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

RealPrincetonAnswers.com - third exam

A few more gems from my camera phone from the last exam... start getting excited for the final exam grading on Friday!
(My apologies for the poor resolution)



Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Poll clarification

Hi all.  I just wanted to clarify the latest poll.  We are asking which date scenario you would consider the most romantic, not which fast food restaurant is your favorite.  Thanks in advance for your participation!

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Haunted Lab

It appears that we have a ghost in the lab.  If you have any experience with removing ghosts, please let me know!  Otherwise, be sure to record any ghost induced incidences so that we can keep track of her quirks.    Thanks!  Her name is Hilda and she lives in my hood.  She gets quite unhappy when I open my hood, and sometimes even when Keith opens his.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

New Poll!!

Finally, a much anticipated blog update!! We have a new poll.  Which Jonas brother does Lorenz most resemble?  See pictures below...

Nick Jonas


Joe Jonas

Kevin Jonas


Lorenz

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Welcome to New Frick!

We are now moved into New Frick, yay!  Please feel free to post any pictures you have taken of the new lab.  We will have upcoming contests, madlibs and member profiles in the new building soon.  Until there, here are a few pictures I have taken.  Excuse the quality, they are from my phone.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Academy Awards of Lab Moving!

Academy Award for Best Surprise: The Magic Box!
This prize is awarded for the mysterious full box of chemicals which was found in 63 at 4:00PM on the inventory day...





Academy Awards for Best Historical Souvenir: The Mysterious Can!
This prize is authorized to recognize the group's frugality in preserving unopened chemical!

Happy glassware redistribution day!


In a higher phase of communist society, after the enslaving subordination of the individual to the division of labor, and therewith also the antithesis between mental and physical labor, has vanished; after labor has become not only a means of life but life's prime want; after the productive forces have also increased with the all-around development of the individual, and all the springs of co-operative wealth flow more abundantly—only then can the narrow horizon of bourgeois right be crossed in its entirety and society inscribe on its banners: From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs!
-Karl Marx, Critique of the Gotha Program, Germany 1875


I. Nothing in society will belong to anyone, either as a personal possession or as capital goods, except the things for which the person has immediate use, for either his needs, his pleasures, or his daily work. II. Every citizen will be a public man, sustained by, supported by, and occupied at the public expense. III. Every citizen will make his particular contribution to the activities of the community according to his capacity, his talent and his age; it is on this basis that his duties will be determined, in conformity with the distributive laws.
- Morelly, The Code of Nature, France 1755

Comrades Mike and Dave decided to dress up to celebrate this joyous day. Power to the people!

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Contest

We have been a bit disappointed by the lack or participation in contests.  Because of that, I thought I would make this weeks contest quite simple.  It will only take 2 seconds to enter.  One entry per person please.  Deadline to enter is Monday at 4 pm.

The prize is this beautiful picture frame!  We will supply the picture.


And now for the contest.  You must guess what number I am thinking of between one (1) and twenty five (25) inclusive.  Integers only.  Whoever is closest when the contest ends will win the prize!

Blog Updates

In addition to the fish feeding application that Keith mentioned, I have added a couple of other features to the blog.  On the righthand side below the polls you will find tips to heal a broken heart. 


All the way at the bottom of the page you will find that you can play tetris while you learn tips to whiten your teeth!


Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Lab Member Profile -- Dr. Maurice Marsini

This week's group member profile features our beloved postdoctoral colleague Maurice, shown below in his native habitat. Amy has also installed a special application that you can find at the right of the screen; please click on Maurice's face to feed the fish. On to the interview ...

  1. What is on your bedside table? my watch
  2. Do you have posters up on your room walls? no
  3. Do you still have tonsils? yes
  4. Which do you prefer - Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi
  5. What is the thing you love most about Amy? her keen scientific mind
  6. Did you like Amy instantly? yes
  7. If you had a lot of money, where would you go on vacation? Italy
  8. Which part of you do you hate the most? height
  9. When you encounter a sad moment, what do you do? reflect
  10. Do you have any bad habits? don't have any
  11. Describe yourself in three words. pragmatic, humble, freon
  12. Are you mostly a clean or messy person? clean
  13. What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night? eat a nice dinner with my wife
  14. What's your favorite song of all time? Speedway to Nazareth by Mark Knopfler
  15. What would be the main reason that anyone would want to be in a relationship with you? I'm a very understanding person.
  16. If you won 10 million dollars, what would you do? live off 1 million and bank the rest for interest
  17. Name your five favorite foods. shellfish, duck, my wife's pizza, venison, sauteed kale
  18. Are you usually late, early, or right on time? early
  19. You can have one of the following things: trust or love? trust
  20. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend? yes
  21. Your best friend dies: what would you do? Why don't you drive yourself: because I'm a space cadet.
  22. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? uh ... yes
  23. Which would you choose -- true love with a guarantee of heart break or never having loved at all? true love with heart break
  24. What is your middle name? Angelo
  25. How big is your bed? queen-sized
  26. Who was the last person you hugged? my wife
  27. What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex? butt
  28. Have you ever fired a gun? yes
  29. Are you hiding something from someone? no
  30. What would you like people to call you, other than your name? Apollo
  31. How does it feel to lose the weight loss competition to someone twice your age? fantastic

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Mad Libs Tuesday

This week's addition was completed by your wonderful move coordinator, Dave Siler:


Dear Aldrich:

Cheryl worked for me as my assistant for 10 years. I recommend her without bugs for the garbage collector program.

While working in baseball bat production, I often relied on Cheryl to put together red presentations, for which she described and thumped the artistic approach to the project, researching birds and photographic bad materials. Her creativity, resourcefulness and ability to see a project through really made these presentations smelly and broken.

When we went into production on the feature film Office Space, Cheryl was able to observe every box of the process, running in on meetings and working with monkeys in all areas of the production from the moment the production was set in motion through the release of the film 2 minutes later.

During this time, she was a young graduate student, often serving as my liason to scattered balloons of the crew. She also coordinated projects involving old people, and her ability to work strikingly while guiding the project quickly and smashingly was wrinkly. For example, when we suddenly needed to reconceive several action scissors that had already been storyboarded, Cheryl quickly found a new storyboard cab driver on location and worked with him, the stunt coordinator and the congressman through several drafts to make sure the new scissors worked, and then thumped with crew balloons from all departments, making sure everyone was up-to-date on the changes that were relevant to them. She even whacked in to draw a few last-minute ancient changes herself.

Cheryl`s sensitivity, stick, energy and sense of shoe made working with her a rotovap. I highly recommend her as a trashy addition to the program.

Sincerely,

Dave

Monday, August 9, 2010

New building!!

Today the fantastic four (i.e. Jeff, Cheryl, Dave, and me) took a tour of our brand new lab facilities. Here is a picture of us on the Bridge to Science; please note the similarity to the real Fantastic Four.


Here is our new group room, which is adjacent to Erik's office. The facilities people showed us how the windows (shown in the reflection) open completely and how there is virtually no guard railing in place. We inquired as to whether they could also install a step stool for your jumping convenience.


The new desks are very large, and there is lots of storage space. There are also locking drawers for your various private / embarrassing / incriminating items.



The new hoods are very spacious (we spared no expense!), and the bench space looks great. The lab also has a very open feel that reflects the close-knit, happy family that we are (or will become).


Finally, this is the dark and creepy portion of the lab that will house underachievers and group malcontents. In an attempt to secure extra funding, we will also be hosting some local prisoners in this section of the lab. Jeff will be sending out guard duty assignments in the coming weeks.



Think of these brand new labs as a reward for all of your hard work. Who says that dreams don't come true?

Monday News

Good afternoon everyone!

Just wondering how many people remembered to celebrate Sneak Some Zucchini onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night which was last night.


This may be the last week of chemistry before the move, especially if you are attending ACS!  Hope the chemistry gods are looking down upon us favorably this week.  The rest of us will be taking a trip to Mexico while you're in Boston.

We are now taking submissions of questions for this week's interview with Dr. Marsini.  If you wish to submit anonymously, you may place the questions in my mailbox upstairs.  The interview will be conducting Wednesday, so please submit prior to that!

Thanks and have a great National Resurrect Romance week.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Week in Review

We only have one entry for the chemdraw contest.  The deadline will be extended until Monday.  We appreciate your participation.

Lorenz gave a really great talk at group meeting about artemisinin and it was followed by some great discussion.
 

The NMR shutdown has gone smoother than one may have expected, but delays are unavoidable.  Only 1 week left of research before the packing begins.  In the meantime, start to get rid of any clutter in your area.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Contest #5 (asap!)

While we await more contest entries for contests 4 (chemistry haiku) and 5 (medium-certainty protons), get your creative juices flowing by admiring Cheryl's lovely clean desk.


While you're at it, try guessing all the locations that Cheryl stashed her favorite delicious banana Laffy Taffy to hide it from the rest of us. :-( Reply soon, though, cause she'll probably devour them as soon as she arrives today!

Rules:
- reply in the comments below
- please be specific about locations (ie "inside the pop-pop box")
- your guessed locations may only include items visible in this photo
- (+1 point) for every correct answer, (-1 point) for every incorrect answer
- no cheating!

Prize!:
- two lovely photo frames to brighten your desk in New Chemistry Building

Move quickly, the contest ends when Cheryl arrives!!!

Wednesday, August 4, 2010