Sorensen Group Week in Review

Once again subgroups were cancelled and we were informed that they will not occur again until we move into the new building.  However, this is not an excuse to slack off!

This week at group meeting Norwid presented his PhD research.  We also confirmed that John is a chubby chaser.

We learned of the impending doom that is the NMR situation.  A2 and A3 will begin their treck up the hill starting Tuesday.  Expect long delays on A1 and the Varians.

 

John's ongoing battle with the non-flusher continues.  I think his signs are doing nothing but worsen the situation.  He still hasn't caught the perpetrator, but it now feels like 3 muscular Italian men are watching you use the urinal (or so I'm told).  Leads so far include Cheryl admitting to pouring jars of urine in the urinal.

Mike informed us that he gets mistaken for Samuel L. Jackson and Lady Gaga.

The LCMS is now more sensitive than ever before.  Dilute your samples accordingly.

Someone maliciously refused to empty BOTH traps on the pump cart.  Please list any suspected perpetrators in the comment section.

Also in the comment section, please explain how you will be celebrating gorgeous grandma day.