Tuesday Mad Libs!

With the unexpected absence of Maurice, our fearless leader Jeff graciously agreed to complete this week's Mad Lib.

A Gangsta Story

Tommy the gangsta cat was walking up the street to his shovel in the bathroom. But just as he came inside he saw that all his gangsta antelopes had been replaced with sordid stuff. He was so mad that he kicked his upper thigh and fell into the computer. Then, when he got out, he started searching all of the shovel. But after five hours of looking around he saw a wallet walking around with all his bling. So, Tommy stopped the fool and murdered all the items that the wallet had stolen from him. "What's your problem you superfine bottle!! If you wanna be a gangsta, buy your own bling and clothes, don't steal mine!" Tommy crushed. And then he went home and lived strikingly ever after.

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