It's Thursday again, and that means it's time for a new contest! This week's contest is to come up with the best chemistry haiku! Entries must be posted in the comments section of this post by 4 pm tomorrow (Friday). We have a really great prize this week. It is a Pur water purifier that attaches to your faucet and comes complete with its own carrying case!
Update: People seem a little hesitant to get started, so I thought I'd give an example I found online:
Radical union
In humans and molecules
Terminates the chain
Also, we will push the deadline back to Tuesday, July 27. Good luck!
Nothing I do works.
ReplyDeleteCyclophanes are for jerks, Keith.
Happy now, Bittner?
distilling benzene?
ReplyDeleteso blue and therapeutic.
silver fish are gross.
these are not so good.
ReplyDeleteyour prize is unappealing.
i hope i don't win.
On Maurice's behalf:
ReplyDeleteMy name is Sunshine.
Even though I am angry.
Oh god, fuck my life.
Oh hey there Buddy.
ReplyDeleteBladder quickly constricting.
Shoulder gently squeezed.